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Instagram: Roxy.Rozay

Roxy. NYC. Cosmetologist.

I don't want to see your dick.

nicedoggo:

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

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haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh:

No offense but women should be allowed to talk about the horrible effects makeup had on their self esteem and how the beauty industry in general affects women in general without having to put ten thousand disclaimers coddling the feelings of women who like winged eyeliner

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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musashi:

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

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piglii:

lordmeowdemort:

imonlyadumpling:

uncurdled:

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Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

Slut

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?